Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants

Over trusting a fart can be very messy.

by Spacey69 January 17, 2023

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Fart In My Mouth

For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.

Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!

by Cloudyboi May 23, 2022

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021