Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

SLAP

“Sound Like A Plan”

Deon: “We going to the club this weekend?”
Me: “Slap!!”

by Geeliciouss December 8, 2019

Slap

noun, acronym for “sounds like a plan”

“Hey wanna go to Starbucks after school”

“ omgggg SLAP”

by $mokedchettah@ssgetta January 31, 2021

Slap Flop

When your feeling depressed.

Man! I've got a case of the slap flops.

by HarroldKnards August 28, 2019

Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014