God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.
by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010

It was used as an insult in a Fortnite Creative match. The insult was “you come across as the type of dude that eats hotdogs out of the package and doesn’t wash his hands” and as a result leaves behind the smell of dog water on everything they touch. It has now come to be used as an insult of skill.
by Turismo-Z April 22, 2025

Is the transfer water cold yet? Or-- we are running out of transfer water and need to boil some more tap water.
by OG English May 7, 2022

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

by Cactus? April 28, 2024
