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The Office Dick

The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
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Inky-Dick

A derogatory term used for someone who inserts the inside part of a ball point pen in their urethra
Person 1: “I hear Kevin is a real inky-dick”
Person 2: “wow that’s pretty fucking gay”
by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018
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Chedda Dick

Chedda Dick is when somebody got the Chedda and they packing but its also when somebody is a fucking Chad and you would go snowboarding with him and and his freind josh. Also known as the cheeseman if they are bitch and their feelings get hurt.
Josh: Did you see Drew?
Donovan: Yeah he's got the chedda dick.
Drew: Heyy its the cheeseman
by Igloo motha fucker June 12, 2020
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Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis
"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said
by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017
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The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
by Henlaree June 18, 2018
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Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you
my spring dick was showing at church today
by dawdbro September 14, 2016
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clittle dick

When a mans penis is so small it resembles a large female clitoris
by BetterThanYou717 April 19, 2016
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