dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

by cohlieee January 23, 2009

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

dick mirage

Making poor relationship decisions based on having good daily Dick.

Girl 1: “Did you talk to him about his anger problems?”
Girl 2: “I was going to but we did doggy”
Girl 1: “mmmhhh girl you’re having a Dick Mirage”

by TheRussian369 February 24, 2021

Dick Nixon

When you and your closest friends all whip out your cocks to become closer friends

Tim: " I wanna be closer with you guys!"
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out

by Richard_Dickson December 5, 2017

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Twig Dick

Having a penis the shape of a stick, long and broken, always hard always poking.

Hey isnt that Kievin?
Yeah, Miranda was talking about his twig dick.

by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020