douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003

Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008

Exploding Monkey

Teh l33test weapon. It r0x0rz all!!!

Shin unleashed his mighty exploding monkey

by ShinKaiser January 30, 2005

Monkey Whip

Using a whip on a black person

Jordan stop monkey whipping me

by Redline8 May 23, 2020

Monkey Hero

Copyright infrigment whom stole his name from a videogame due to lack of originality: A weak warrior who uses luck and coincidence as his weapons

by Anonymous September 16, 2003