pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.

Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.

by carltonkid11 June 8, 2018

mono pussy

Mono means 2 so (2x pussy flap)= mono pussy
Also known as a gunt (gut+cunt) =gunt
You cannot physically see the cunt with out lifting the mono pussy

How was thats fat chick last night brother?

Aww, I lifted the mono pussy to get to her slimy area, and it stunk like she pooed out her vagina into her mono pussy flap

by Mettfrom Collaroy June 28, 2019

Dead pussy

A long neglected elderly lady's pussy effectively in retirement from sex

Blkrod: Dame, I can put a spark back in that dead pussy

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Instant pussy

When a girl who seems shy at first and is almost every time changing the 'sex' subject when somebody mentions it. In reality she wants to bang almost every guy at any time. This is mostly refered to high school and college girls who seem shy at high school but break free and become an 'Instant pussy' at college.

Have you heard what happend with Jennifer?

Yeah she wasn't like that in high school.
She's is an instant pussy now.

by Lazamaza November 12, 2019

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019

square pussy

when the fupa is so big it creates a line, making the pussy look square.

“Damn that’s a square pussy if i ever seen one !”

by aleversace February 28, 2019

Pussy Captain

A person who is a captain of pussy. Leader of the pussy.

"I am the pussy captain now."

by rev2285 March 8, 2019