job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

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piston job

When a sexy brunette gives you an amazing blowjob until you cum in her mouth, she then swallows it and licks her lips

My girlfriend gave me a piston job lastnight it was amazing

You lucky bastard

by Barbay February 21, 2017

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Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.

Maria, did you do a suck job last night?

by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019

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no job jonson

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

by lil_user August 18, 2025

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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.

Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!

by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024

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