I rare bird, the Ketty James is a white female, often from the home counties (especially Surrey or Essex). Despite not wanting to get a reputation for having a drug habit the Ketty James will not shut up about the OUTRAGEOUS amount of drugs (especially ketamine) that she does on Sunday nights with her all female drinking society.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
"How was last night?"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
by bincam June 3, 2018
Get the Ketty Jamesmug. Most people take this person and put them under the name, “James” which is almost always a false persona. A Jame is a singular human. They know how to play many instruments with strings and almost always are in a band.
by BaconEggCheeseAndOlives November 21, 2021
Get the Jamemug. by IFUCKINGHATECHINKS September 12, 2022
Get the James Walkleymug. by djdeathblade December 17, 2023
Get the a james momentmug. A very thankful person with a square face a strange nose. He likes to run away from you and he likes to lick windows. I am sure that you don't like him. He is very feminine and usually sits down like a mermaid.
Situation: James finishes his dinner:
James: mmm...thank's
Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).
James: mmm...thank's
Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).
by very fat ugpweon October 27, 2017
Get the Jamesmug. The coolest guy to ever live he is the best and is really cool. I hope James Heffernan becomes the king of the earth in a few years and later goes on to take over the universe. James you're so cool
by Cyber2000 March 11, 2025
Get the James Heffernanmug. by jakessidehoe November 24, 2021
Get the james allinsonmug.