An assigned female at birth human that sometimes identifies as lesbian, a-sexual, bi-sexual, queer, and/or demi-sexual depending on the magnetic frequency that the Reticulans are emanating onto the earth that day. They can be identified by their distinctive waddle and their inability to correctly pronounce certain words, such as wooden or wolf. They survive off a diet of crawfish, pho, and ramen. Even though it is a pack animal, it cannot tell the difference between species so it ends up adding cats and dogs to its pack. This creature also sleeps for unusually long periods of time. Although it has been spotted in several places around the world, it is most commonly found in the United States in Texas.
Birdie is my best friend.
by Professor Art Vandale January 5, 2024
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Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.
Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.
A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.
Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”
Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”
Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”
Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”
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Sarah changed Daves contact info to "birdfeeder" because all he is good for is dispensing seed. Johns friends started to call him "birdfeeder" because of how many women he's knocked up.
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