crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

put your bid in

To attempt to hook up with a girl. Literally means that all the guys at the bar/club who are interested in the girl will show her what they have to offer, and she will go home the "highest bidder" and probably allow him to chuck it in her.

"I'm tryin' to put my bid in / No I'm just kiddin' / Come on girl, get in."
-Snoop Dogg, "Let's Get Blown"

"I'm a put my bid in and tell you something slick / Whisper in ya ear while I'm holdin' my dick."
-E-40, "U and Dat"

Awkward tool: "Hey there girl. You are one fly-ass bitch if I do say so myself. What do you say we get out of here and go to my place? Skeet skeet!"
Girl: "Fool I'm just here to hang out with my girls. If you're trying to put your bid in, it ain't gonna work."
Awkward tool: "Really? You're taking bids? In that case, how does $100 sound? I'm a little short on cash though - is it ok if I write you a check?"
Girl: "The fuck? Oh no you didn't! I ain't no ho!" ***SMACK!***

by Nicholas D February 11, 2009

your date's here

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...

by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

boppin your meat

The act of a male grabbing his shaft and thrusting mightily until he expels bopjuice and his shaft then goes limp.

"Dude, I came back to the dorm room early last night and I caught you boppin your meat. Next time you do that, lock the door man."

by MjohnM May 11, 2006

monkey on your back

To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.

Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

like your vagina

like your vagina: phrase;
a way to comment about your
(preferably male) friend's vagina.

NOTE**a phrase similar to
"that's what she said."
only more direct. funnier.

Thai: "Man, the backyard is wet."

Danny: "Yeah, like your vagina!....oooh I'm smooth"

Thai: "yeah smooth...like your vagina!"

by Thai Ho and Danny Spedden May 23, 2008