Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 10, 2019

poop-nado

An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.

Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.

by Raz0rRaid0r January 26, 2023

Poop

A substance that kids usually like to eat as candy. Also very delicious at times

Mmmm this poop is sooo good

by Pooplord833 May 14, 2021

danky poop

A danky poop or shit is when you feel like shit before a poop like a sore stomach or extream rise in temperature.

Bro I feel a danky poop coming.

by Thegaynigba January 21, 2018

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019

Poop Check

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013