National Cock Slapping Day 

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

National Cock Slapping Day by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022

batter bitch slapper 

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

batter bitch slapper by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Santa's lap 

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!

The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!

Santa's lap by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

slappy dave by Paul July 6, 2004

slapp'n 

meaning cool, tight, or off the hizzi fo shizzi

son that party was slapp'n

slapp'n by mari + carly May 13, 2005

slappy dappys 

the interaction between two individuals when they first encounter each other

I was walkin down the street and seen my homie. I walked up to him and said " O shit son, whats good...show me some love where my slappy dappys at?"

slappy dappys by niggles_607 May 2, 2010

Slapdickery 

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.

"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"

Slapdickery by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011