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rock

Someone who is incomprehensibly stupid. A more derogatory term for idiot or dumbass.
"Apparently that kid Chris has a 2.0 GPA."

"I'm not surprised, that kid's a fucking rock."
by Mitcherade June 6, 2018
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024
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rock paper scissors

A game I play with my reflection every day.
Rock paper scissors... Yes, I win!!!!
by Lonely, July 22, 2022
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Rock and Rick Roll

When you listening to rock music and the dude on the aux changes the song
"I swear Shawn, if you Rock and Rick Roll me, I am beating yo ass."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.
The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.
by 00NKB July 16, 2024
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Sun Ken Rock

A badass manga written by Boichi with great art, characters, sense of humor and a ton of ecchi.
A: Have you read Sun Ken Rock
B: Yes, it's great
by Legosi GygaChad34 June 18, 2022
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