Lunch Line Friend

A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise

"I feel like I'm just a lunch line friend to the others."

by anonymous February 23, 2022

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my friend whendi

when your friend annoys you and you say, "have you heard of my friend whendi... whendid i ask.

"hey your fat noob"
"have you heard of my friend whendi"
"no"
"whendid i ask"

by big bhunda boy June 2, 2021

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Psychic Friend Fredbear

Psychic Friend Fredbear is a nickname for the fredbear plush seen in FNAF 4.

He’s your buddy and your pal!
(When your brother is a jerk and when your dad is off at work)

“He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fredbear!

by Help the Kitchen June 11, 2021

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A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

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