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dick wall

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.
Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.
by thescinema December 1, 2011
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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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Dick Stable

noun, plural -bles,

1.
Anatomy, Zoology .
a.
the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals. Compare oviduct.
b.
a sheathlike part or organ.
2.
Botany . the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

3.
Just another word for vagina.
HNIC505 would like to visit your mom's dick stable.

Or
Your mom's dick stable has seen many stallions.
by hnic505 January 5, 2012
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porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole
Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.
by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011
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Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".
Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water
by Kadicta November 22, 2011
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dick-mate

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.
man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011
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Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese
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