Cunt Destroyer

A dude that's really nasty. He doesn't take showers, just smothers himself in perfume, yet somehow finds a way to get bitches on his dick every night of the week.

That cunt destroyer is fucking nasty, but damn, has got it going on!

by Cuntttt Muffins. (: June 10, 2011

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man cunt

(noun)
Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.

Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.

Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)

Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.

by creep guy ie February 21, 2011

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cunt tree

shitty music played my hicks with cowboy hats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand that CUNT TREE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ItsAllBeenDone March 28, 2004

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Cunt Chess

Cunt chess: A game of life involving second-guessing responses and actions of fools who lack the social awareness necessary to appreciate you might not want the entire office CC'd in on a reply to your email or a whole bar included in advising you on what was previously a private dilemma.

To: Keith, Tammy
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess

I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?

To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm

"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...

by RoEOne June 10, 2008

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