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Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses
Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
by Markanie April 14, 2023
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Shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023
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Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀
BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023
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wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.
“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”
by prep girl five June 5, 2023
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Fall out of a window

A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.
My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.

Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon
by Calvin Trollage August 19, 2023
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damn it's windy out here

a saying from the yter SMii7Y
by blooble_ September 4, 2023
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Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.
by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023
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