To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".
(It can also be used in a sideways variation)
P.S.
This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'
(It can also be used in a sideways variation)
P.S.
This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'
by JesusDick January 21, 2009

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
by proooj February 29, 2016

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.
Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"
David obliged.
David obliged.
by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018
