Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Hand Chucks

The act of getting slapped really hard by a girl with strong hands.

Marianne's smacked the mean girl with her "hand chucks"

by The little bandits April 9, 2011

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Kissing the Hand

When you have a cigarette pushed all the way to the bottom between your index finger and your middle finger, so you're pressing your face against your hand.

Look at how Mike is smoking, he's kissing the hand LOL!

by augustbell666 December 15, 2019

Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 23, 2021

hand grenuc

A hand held throwable nuclear device the size of a hand grenade

I pulled the pin and flung the hand grenuc into the arachnid nest and then bugged out.

by The Arctic October 7, 2022