God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

Sugar Of The Gods

cocaine

"dawg i snorted so much sugar of the gods im straight trippin yo"

by DawgOnSauceDude September 25, 2023

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

outfit on god

If god picked out an outfit this would be it . The outfit lacks words because it’s heavenly.

Damn bro that outfit on god looks good .

by Gugo818 February 25, 2024

God

His name is Kim Woojin and he is more than perfect. His smile is so beautiful and even though he seems very calm and does not talk much, he can be very humble and cute and he never fails to make people laugh. He loves chicken more than anything and can distinguish different brands by their taste. He has a beautiful and soothing voice and looks like an angel.

Person 1: Where did you order your chicken?
Person 2: I can't remember, let's ask Woojin, he will be able to tell us.

Stay: Woojin God

by Elomo October 13, 2019