International Men's Day

The annual event in which Twitter endures a thermonuclear implosion.

Guy 1: "Hey did you know that today is International Men's Day?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, the FBI is gonna have a field day with the amount of doxing that's gonna happen."

by Susorodni March 1, 2021

International Nigger Day

Juneteenth or officially Juneteenth National Independence Day and historically known as Jubilee Day, Black Independence Day, and Emancipation Day is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the emancipation of enslaved African Americans.
The day was recognized as a federal holiday on June 17, 2021, when President Joe Biden signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law.

"June nineteenth is International Nigger Day! Now they have two days and a month!"

by Unprivileged White Boy June 19, 2021

Skip School Day

December 2nd 2019 Is the day

Spread THE WORD

Hey remember skip school day ok December second

by BoizInTheHoussse October 30, 2019

White-Boy Day

n. The wannabe-black pimp Drexl's (played by Gary Oldman) idea of a holiday where crazy white men can assualt pimps in their place of buisness and get away with it. For Christian Slater, it obviously wasn't White-Boy Day.

Drexl Spivey: "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"
Marty: "No man, It ain't white boy day."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Snow Sock Day

A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.

"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1

"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2

by snowsockday January 10, 2012

Ghetto Half Day

When your school gets a Shooting or bomb threat and everyone is evacuated and sent home.

Billy; Yeah we had a Ghetto Half Day on Friday
Madi; OMG is everyone ok?

by TGIThursdays September 7, 2018

National FootJob Day

Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.

“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”

by RegularGuyWithSexDreams April 18, 2019