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buying cigarettes and never coming back

Dad: *buying cigarettes and never coming back*
Me 12 years later: -_-
by It-is-i October 17, 2019
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This is the phrase used by people who just want the George Floyd riots to stop cuz they already caused 20+ deaths already. Normally for their own interest of course.

“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside.”
Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside”
mugGet the “Imma just get back inside”mug.

kick her back doors in

Have rough sex.
'I would love to kick her back doors in'.
by bobtext October 19, 2013
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go back to your cave

A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.
Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.
by Sexydimma July 29, 2017
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I Want You Back

I can still recall the time
She said she was always mine
Then she left (as people do,)
And forgets what we've been through
(Does this sound familiar to you ?)
It's not that she's gone away
It's the things I hear she has got to say
About me - and about my friends
When we've got no defence.
That's her: I'll never believe her again.
She might have deceived all my friends
I know they will see in the end
What it all means when she says (Yeah!)
I want you back (She says)

But what's worse: She thinks it's true
But that's just her (She always was a little bit confused!)
She's not worth the time I had to lose.
by Death Menace May 9, 2023
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I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.
"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."
by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
mugGet the Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!mug.

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