by coyotecotton June 9, 2022
Get the Tit Fuckermug. 
What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
Get the I was talking to your titsmug. (‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).
A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.
The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.
Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.
The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.
Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
Get the Tit-hairmug. 1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 6, 2010
Get the lying titmug. Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.
by FlemBou June 22, 2021
Get the Ass titsmug. by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023
Get the Jenny Tits McGeemug.