dog syndrome

an adjective, someone who dogs out people a lot;similar to dog act

"damn laura's always dogging me out.such a bitch"

"yea i know right?she got the dog syndrome"

by nanabananana August 17, 2008

mingie dog

a word of italian dissention meaning an ass kisser to the highest degree with a head that is penis shaped and a ass that hasn't been washed in years.

My friend Ryder loves the mingie dog.

by froggirl October 2, 2008

Dog On Fire

A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician

DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!

by Dog On Fire January 28, 2009

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

Big dog

Means "the one". Your soul mate.

"Hey Tina don't worry so much! One day you'll find you're big dog!"
"Ha Bob's so awful, he'll never find his big dog"

by Looking for big dog March 10, 2015

Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.

"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"

by Buster Badger June 10, 2018