Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.
by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who will do anything for a woman to make them happy. Will ask to be a woman’s foot-licking slaves. Will often be seen parading around the city holding a sign saying “All woman are queens”. Any man who stoops to this level should be intensely ridiculed by repeated jesting of being called a simp.
by PotatoesOfEpicnessAndGoodness November 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by Korn boi March 10, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A silly or foolish person. Now it's described for a person that simps for a girl on the internet by sending love letters/donating money. In 2020 the word simp still has some simmilarities to before like a person is silly/foolish by thinking he will marry an E-Girl.
by RyanDictionateS June 19, 2020
Get the Simp mug.It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
WakeWanker: got caught wanking. I had to simp and now I let her control my life.
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
by WakeWanker November 2, 2020
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