No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Word used to call people obsessing over a beautiful person, usually a woman, however the person accused turns it around by saying they are a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

Ah you're a simp
Yeah, you're right. I'm a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

by Alex Was Taken May 7, 2021

Simp

@__vanchev

@__vanchev is simping on Dzheren

by Grizgich September 17, 2020

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

If anyone named Dylan puts his gf name in his insta page

Wow. What a fucking simp

by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020