Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

my patna dem

refers to a group of ya friends or either a group of people you're cool with

My patna dem was arrested last night, but they did nothing wrong.

by Moochmama Da Baddest March 28, 2009

Dick In My Ass

Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.

Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.

by Cancel button August 24, 2007

my ass hurts.

A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.

I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.

by Reverend Gisher November 19, 2007

Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.

Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!

Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go

by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010

lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.

"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."

by A-feld July 25, 2007

Not actually my President

When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.

I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018