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Ridgefield High School

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.
"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"
by Lil Traumatized February 19, 2019
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Belleville High School

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.
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Forestwood Middle School

Ewww you go to forestwood middle school

Ya more like forest hood
by Fjjdjdcjdjdkcbc August 1, 2018
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Cherry High School

A shitty school with a shitty educational system. The school runs through principles because of all of the retarded kids. Cherry is one of the schools that kids get sent after they get busted with drugs usually from Hibbing. Cherry has no hot girls in it and if they’re remotely cute there’s a 100% chance they’re already fucking a guy from MIB or Northwoods. Cherry also hasn’t won a varsity football game in years and their sports program in Cherry is all carried by girl sports. Cherry has some chill upper class men. After the class of 2020 graduates the school is fucked. Overall Cherry is the worst place you could ever send a kid if you want your kid to achieve a higher reading level than second grade.
“You’re sending your kid to Cherry High School”? “Yeah he got caught with drugs in Hibbing and Cherry is the only school that takes those kids
by JQC7 January 2, 2019
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middle school teacher

Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.
"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."

"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
by agayteacher March 28, 2005
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Keira High School

A shit hole school located in Wollongong, Australia. It has many different courses, such as joint-rolling, bong-making, and everyones favourite, Marajuana cultivation.

Keira High School features an odd deputy principal who enjoys holding long and excessive assemblies for littering and is alleged to have obsessive compulsive disorder.

Keira High School prides itself on being the most comprehensive high school in the Wollongong area. It features a motto of "For up the height, Excelsior". This ties in nicely with the many teachers that seem to come to work high.

Despite all this, Keira High School is a fantastic place to work and learn, if you don't mind being yelled at for socks that aren't white, shoes that have a speck of colour, a skirt too short, or a small facial piercing.

But that's not all, Keira High school also features a lesbian quad. That's right lesbians, a special quad especially for you!
"Hey, I go to Keira High School!"

everyone else: "BAHAHAHAHA"
by Einzurri April 4, 2011
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Cumnor House School

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.
Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"
by kindanotsure December 5, 2010
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