Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

A Mexican Sneeze

The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze

(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)

I heard of someone using fresh chilli in a Mexican sneeze, might be easier?

by A-Bear—royale January 18, 2024

Sneaky Mexican

The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country

I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border

by Djkorben12 June 11, 2024

Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly

The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying

by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

A Mexican Pash

A person who vomits while giving head, using it as lubricant and continues untill climax.

Uncle John was arrested in Bali again covered in vomit. He failed to inform the authorities that he had recently recieved A Mexican pash prior to arrest.

by Bin rat January 25, 2026

Basic Mexican girl

A girl (or a woman) of Mexican descent with the modern, "everyday" aesthetic often seen in pop culture and social media today, or even simply when you walk down the street.
Her look consisting of very long and dark hair, thick or groomed "laminated" brows, sometimes noticeable eyelash extensions (or a very good mascara), sometimes a soft glam, sometimes hoop earrings, and a very feminine clothing choice which can be vibrant in color more often than not.
Girls like this look good, but they are following a widely accepted, mass-market blueprint of beauty rather than carving out a unique identity.

Lack eccentricities and are essentially just a high-resolution stock photo.
These individuals prefer the tried-and-true. They like the hit songs, the blockbuster movies, and the popular brunch spots. They are consuming culture, not contributing to it. Sometimes, the "personality" they have is just a collection of things they’ve bought. The conversation could be as "standard" as their outfit or overall physical appearance.

Think of her like a perfectly staged model home: it’s undeniably clean, modern, and pleasing to the eye, but it looks exactly like every other house on the block. Consumable rather than memorable.

I tried to have a real conversation with her, but she’s too much of a basic Mexican girl.

by Millimahluv February 13, 2026