An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.
This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!
I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.
We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.
I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.
We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.
by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013
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Get the the dick face mug.(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
Get the awkward dick mug.Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.
My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.
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