Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

bro lo polo

fat retard who wears a red hoodie

bro lo polo

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.

I just bought New Super Mario Bros. 2!

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

bro

a guy who is a little sensitive over the word bro but doesn’t understand you just have a habit, but your not friendzoning them bc u might actually maybe like them maybe :)

hey joshua you’re my bro.

by tckdt September 16, 2022

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

Bro-Con

The fusion of Non-Con and Incest between two brothers, often frowned on

Person A: man I want to write Mega Man x Proto Man NSFW and post it on Ao3
Person B: Person A that’s fucking Bro-Con!! What the fuck!! You’re fucking gross!!

by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA September 19, 2022