Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Headmug. The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
The PMPE Slapw
The PMPE Slapw
“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 4, 2022
Get the PMPE Slapmug. ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
Get the slapmug. An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
Get the strike and slapmug. Rock Band consisting of a guitar, drum-set, bass-guitar, and keyboard. Their first song was written on 3/1/2020.
by Slaps' Lead March 1, 2020
Get the Slapsmug. me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
Get the Slap You're Friends Daymug. When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
Get the Pitch Slapmug.