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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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by some god

By some god I achieved the impossible.
Alyssa: HOLY SNOW, I had to dig my car out. But I made it by some god.

Drew: what
by Drewbie doobie doo December 3, 2019
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god

an adult's santa clause
kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid
by hardheadedass August 5, 2025
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God

by Universal offspring January 17, 2024
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oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water
Oh me god!
by Pandgum May 1, 2022
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GOD

GOD
USING THE WORD "GOD" MEANS YOU ARE A JOKE TO HUMANITY
by GOD!"£(*& January 3, 2023
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