Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

toh bro

when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya

or when your just really tired

wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..

by ECPcuh July 23, 2018

Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023

Bro

A word that presets a sentence that shows any emotion.

Bro that dude cheating!

by Rbcrusher1221 November 6, 2020

In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.

Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.

by Swol Troll March 26, 2017

Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.

Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*

by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022