said no one ever

A phrase said by a LOT of people. Used to show that whatever was just said has never been said before, or logically makes no sense.

Guy #1: "Since 2010, Congress has been doing a really great job of passing meaningful reform, and addressing urgent issues with maturity and swiftness."

Guy #2: "Said no one ever."

by winterloggan May 1, 2013

one night in bangkok

To spend "one night in Bangkok" means to have sex with an Asian tranny, especially a prostitute.

Guy #1: See that cute Asian chick over there? I just did her last night.
Guy #2: Dude, that's a dude!
Guy #1: Seriously? No wonder she'd only let me fuck her in the ass.
Guy #2: So, how was your one night in Bangkok?

by one night in bangkok March 5, 2009

one more time

a song defined by a male striptease i.e.Daft Punk "one more time"

Hey, play "one more time"...the female desire to see naked men.

by boo-boo-k-f May 18, 2004

numba one stunna

A man that takes a woman's breath away, effectively leaving her stunned in his presence. There can only be one in a lifetime (hence, the #1.) Some women may never find thier numba one stunna, but the ones that do find him...do not want to let him go.

Adrienne: "Joy, I saw his picture after all these years and I ain't playin...the air got sucked right outta my lungs! I for real think my heart stopped when I saw him."

Joy: "Are you still in love with him after all these years?"

Adrienne: "Girl please. What do you think? He's my numba one stunna!"

by rikikita October 12, 2008

one thumb up

this is seen when someone has made a really really bad defintion or defined a word that really need not be defined but feels so alone in the world and doent want to seem unpopular so they VOTE FOR THEIR OWN DEFINITION. this results in a mear 1 THUMB UP and makes them look better. it is also obvios to the common joe that people who do this arent that smart in the noggin as they would make themselves look much better if they voted for it MORE THAN ONCE!

kenthars description of caps lock and the one below it

by James Watson December 9, 2004

number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan

Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.

by eyes for you November 18, 2009

one night stand

Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back

Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.

www.1nightstandstory.com

by the one night man February 19, 2011