And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
Get the Matrix Juicemug. by jzlia July 7, 2021
Get the Apple juicemug. The act of stuffing your partner with as many cherries as you can fit in them, then proceeding to fuck them so violently that the juice flows out.
by Butterball Sully April 5, 2024
Get the New England Cherry Juicemug. by ride2famewithme November 6, 2017
Get the juice on fleekmug. by Sirsoupcancock November 12, 2017
Get the Tomater juicemug. Dude, stop sippin on that syphilis juice... You're in a whole different, very strange world... But you're acting like an idiot in this world.
by GhostInAShell April 29, 2022
Get the Syphilis Juicemug. "Daddy can you get me a drink"
"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"
"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"
by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018
Get the i don't know juicemug.