Miggle D Giggles

Ireland’s Pint Sized Giggling President. Not to be confused with Michael D Higgins. Ireland’s OTHER pint sized president

Me: "Who is the ninth President of Ireland?'
Mate: "Michael D Higgins"
Me: "No no, the one that laughs all the time."
Mate: "Is it Miggle D Giggles"
Me: "You're God Damn right it is"

by MiggleDGiggles December 10, 2019

D-dashian

Its like kardashians which are born and brought up in delhi, and with nice booty.

These d-dashians are fucking me up.

by czar_elxir December 10, 2019

D-ray

When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.

She wanted me to cum on her tits, so I gave her the d-ray to make sure I got maximum coverage

by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

Mastruce(d)

To fuck over. To exploit somebody in a way which results in an advantage to oneself, at the cost of the other party gaining a considerable disadvantage.

Matt, you mastruce(d) Claudia when you told her boyfriend she’s smelly.

by Younglush December 11, 2019

h & d

horny and depressed.

How does every guy feel on the weekend? Just h & d, every weekend.

by hehemonster December 21, 2019

Matty D Raps

Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.

MMMMM Matty D Raps

by Isabella Cimino December 21, 2019

D SPAB

Pronounced ( Dee Spab) simply a “Dick Sucking Pussy Ass Bitch”

Yo Kieth how you gonna take my pack like that? you’re such a D SPAB

I don’t know about you, but i think Justin been acting like a D SPAB....

by JT300 December 28, 2019