Chicken in your Oyster

When a girl enters her vaginal lips into another girls vagina. Like chicken wings entering an oyster.

Ernie: 'Did you hear about Anna getting some chicken in her oyster last tuesday?'
Mildred 'I heard she left it in for 7 whole hours.'
Maurine 'I bet you like some chicken in your oyster Mildred.'
*Dirty looks all round*

by Mindy Forbes-Walker-Adams. October 31, 2012

Chicken Finger Mouth

A common syndrome among Americans unable to appreciate fine cuisine and fancy eateries.

On a blind date, I ordered roast duck and Derpina ordered the chicken fingers. I honestly can't see myself requesting a second date with someone so afflicted with Chicken Finger Mouth.

by whistledickster December 16, 2011

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012

Chicken n ROFLz

Clever and snarky way to say something caused you laughter - pronounce ROF-FULLS, like waffles, but is actually "Rolling on the Floor Laughing-es".

My cousin had an exorcism, but she couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her!

Chicken n ROFLz!

by carnalita71 March 27, 2011

Hip Hop Chicken

A chicken who has been raised in the Ghetto, and is aware of the trending Hip Hop music. (Particularly Wu-Tang Clan, Queen Latifah, and Snoop Dogg)

The hip hop chicken was excelling at attracting the ladies to his table at the club.

by sseyre123456789 October 22, 2011

free range chicken

A person afraid of anything and everything.

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

Chicken Thicc Aaah

The worst 'Joke' you will ever hear. It might go like this:

Person 1: Hey you know how chicken tikka was made?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: It's 'Chicken THICC AAAH'
Person 2: So you've chosen death
*Person 1 was never to be heard again*

by sytne December 22, 2020