cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

string cheese

The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.

After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.

by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Wheel

When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.

Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.

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by cheese girl May 24, 2009

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

Late night cheese

When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat

Hey rats wanna go get “late night cheese” with some dumb whores

by Rat sniffer July 18, 2022

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018

Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.

I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.

by test head April 1, 2008