No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's

Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd

by sailorjjun June 18, 2020

Simp

A person named Phuc

Phuc is a simp

by Pajongrunhkij September 20, 2020

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp 🫤

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤

Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”

by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024

Simp

A bitch named Walter

Friends: Bro leave her alone she don’t like you, she a hoe stop being a simp

Walter: no she not bruh I love her

by Imtoodead October 28, 2020

Simp

Simp king is usually a person called David!

Damn David really do be a simp but at least he simps over his girlfriend only!

by RULA G June 28, 2020