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Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm
Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.
by calm tits July 10, 2023
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Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.
Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits
by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020
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Tits

1.The Meaning of life
2.Things Guys Like to juggle and play with
3.A Magical part of a female body
1.Damn I'm gonna go juggle dem Tits(DD's)
by IDGAF123321 July 20, 2015
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Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015
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Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023
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Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.
Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!
by RichBee193 June 26, 2015
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