Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

tit

Same as "awesome." Like, it's the cat's meow. More vulgar (and timeless) than "lit."

This shit is tit!

by buttdilla May 19, 2021

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017

crincly tits

wrinkly old boobs

damn you got some crincly tits

by masterhorse August 24, 2017

Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

National Send a tit pic day

Girls send whoever asks for a tit pic a tit pic

"Hey grace send me a tit pic its national send a tit pic day"

by Preuvian June 29, 2024

tits maghee

Tits maghee: Common to appear as an appropriate nickname when said in public. The bearer of this nickname most likely has very large, beautiful breasts. (Some times nick named TM)

Jack: "Hey tits maghee! You've got some big ass boobies."

Sarah: "Hahaha. Oh Jack, you're so silly."

by Unkown15432 April 13, 2014