Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020

Thinking meat

Thinking meat , a word lost in years of evolution ,only families of the highest of society we’re able to use this word freely. It wasn’t until the brave knight of fisherwick conquered alcoholism and liberated the book of maglad which held the secrets of the universe

“Okay class I’ve set a half term thinking meat quest on your table , you have 6 minutes to complete , now no cheating”

by Yourmasgashisback August 19, 2022

Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.

I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.

by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018

Meat mackin

1.)The act of telling someone something they dont care about repeatedly.

Meat macker. ) “ dont nobody care about that car nigga its slow af stop posting it ive told u that 5 times🤣”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”

by Nonmeatmacker March 23, 2021

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009

meat buggy

A well used women's vagina

ID like to stick my man shaft in her meat buggy.

by qowieufrh;pofsvd54+6784823 August 11, 2017