Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

SLAP

Sounds like a plan.

Friend, “Hey, want to meet for dinner at 8?”
Me, “SLAP”

by Rofu May 4, 2022

SLAP

Sounds like a plan

Seb: Lets get coffee?
Feba: SLAP!!

by DataDragon August 18, 2020

Slap ass month

Slap ass month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of February we’re you get to slap anyone’s ass if you are their friend cousin. And it’s not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Gogetta.juju February 17, 2020