I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Royal elite all stars

A terrible experience. 1 out of 5 stars. Pretty much hell. Anyone who went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseude

“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost?”
“Yeah what else is new”

by Royal_hater December 18, 2021

All bite no bark

It is an idiom in which

1. This person can and will hurt you, and they will do it with out you knowing.

Or

2. This person is dangerous and menacing, and does their action without warning or knowing.

This is the absolute difference of all bark no bite

Bro this guy went up behind me and almost body slammed me, luckily I was able to escape but that man did it with no warning.

Bro he really does all bite no bark.

by Brains/clever November 7, 2023

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by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

All Might

All might is my favorite character, I would let him fuck me both forms. But he ain't real.

Anyways, he's the eight user of all for one transferring his quirk to broccoli head "Izuku Midoriya" which will be the reason war and deaths of many great heroes happens due to the league of villains. Spoiler alert, toga is gonna die giving all her blood to Ochaco and will say "Ochaco.... Am I Cute?...." And then Ochaco saying "The cutest...."

Also I just realized, Ochaco did not say the cutest in the world, meaning toga's only the cutest in her world (I'M WRONG, AIN'T I?) Anyways, why are we talking about Lesbos. And overall, All Might is the eighth user of the quirk all for one (I can't tell the difference) and is the number one hero.

by Solrid is solid I just added R May 17, 2025

All star tower defense accent

If your playing all star tower defense on xbox and if your tryna do something then a radon ask you "do you have 7 star___ and if you say no then will be really angry

random guy: "yo bro do you have 7 star tanjiro"
"you:no.
random guy: "oh my god"
thats:"All star tower defense accent"

by chezGH July 18, 2023

all out mega dweeb

Someone who spends all their time on an xbox 360, hence giving them over 20,000 Gamerscore.

"Oh my god! That guy has 2085 G!"
"He's just an all out mega dweeb"

by $P1D£R February 8, 2009