Spruce View School

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.

person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?

by Engman 56 May 27, 2011

Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Trent middle school

Best place for cow orgis if this was yelp it would get 5/5 stars

That was a good Trent middle school session ten out of ten would fuck a cow again

by My pet cow ate me out March 4, 2019

Braham High School

A school where you will definitely find police reports, drugs, alcohol, and maybe an STD. If you are not a jock or a pretty girl, no one cares about you. Sometimes you have to watch a youtube video on how to do something for a class, knowing that about 87% of teachers are useless. The sports are usually really good, but beyond that, the education is trash. Braham is also a place where you can go to vape in the bathroom, or have honking battles in the school parking lot.

Sally: Should i transfer to Braham High School?
Josh: Fuck no!!

by treeman6 January 9, 2018

Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

An ass place is Kettering high school

by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021