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James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019
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John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked
I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .
by #batsoup March 17, 2020
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John in the Bag

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018
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John

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends
boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.
by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021
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John

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls
John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8
by Nichange November 22, 2021
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john

if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much
1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”
by the delulu one March 9, 2024
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John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
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