If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
by factstho March 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"
DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY
DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY
You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
Get the John Trevor Gregorymug. An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
Get the Discount John Cenamug. The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!
by Cutie pie 11 September 27, 2018
Get the john figueroamug. by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021
Get the Johnmug. Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.
by Nostradamus 404 June 8, 2021
Get the Ollie Johnmug. When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024
Get the Reheating the johnmug.