Buzzer beater cum

When you pullout and cum at the last second

I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed

by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019

zippy cum hole

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

Cum and go relationship

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation

Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!

by Cuul September 8, 2019

feedlot cum-shot

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

cum co-ordinator

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang

Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

by The Bastard of Winterfell April 9, 2017

Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017