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Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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Dirty shit

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018
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kaka shit

by that one guy esteven November 26, 2010
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shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl
by rubiks19 June 28, 2010
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Wombo Shit

An abnormly large shit that is often to squeeze out
I just took a Wombo Shit...and it turned my anus inside-out!
by TrevTrev April 6, 2008
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shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.
2005 was one long shit symphony.
by George Vespe May 9, 2008
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Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.
man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!
by ETF March 10, 2009
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